It's been reported by several people going to Versailles Cornerstone Bakery that her arch enemy and competition, Deedee
Mae Gorbenstein, was trying to roll over her bakery. According to Mrs. Gorbenstein she couldn't help where she was rolling
and told reporters that it was all because of a field trip she supervised for North Hall Elementary School. The school
had took a trip to the Wonka factory for a brief tour. She babbled on about how interesting it was how bottle caps and
nerds were made, before getting back to what caused her to roll around near her opponents bakery. Finally she told us
that while at the factory she had secretly taken one piece of the new Wonka gum <which was still being tested>
and started chewing it. Much to her suprise she started to inflate and turn bluish-purple color like in the movie
Willy Wonka [and the Chocolate Factory]. "It was totally weird. I didn't expect that to happen. They should
have warnings on that stuff," said Mrs. Gorbenstein. "They couldn't fit me on the bus when it was time to leave they
just had 6 men from the factory roll me back to the my bakery. It was incredibly embarassing."
She claims that once back at the bakery she realized that she was on top of a hill. Down at the bottom of this
hill was Versaille's Cornerstone Bakery. Then she started to roll down the hill. "I tried to stop tumbling, but
it was of no use. Half way down the road I stopped trying. Luckily for me there was a row of cars and vans parked
outside Versaille's crappy bakery and so that stopped my rolling." After talking with Deedee Mae Gorbenstein we get
the feeling that she didn't do anything wrong and since it wasn't her fault, charges should not be brought up against her.
Take our poll and tell us if you think that she did it maliciously or if she really did turn into a big ass blueberry.
