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This story really starts about a year ago.  It was mid September last year when Kendall Write and Jaden Raye went to stay at their Disney suiet for a few days.  Upon arriving in their room they smelled something awful.  They had a maid come in and clean the place up thouroughly.  Hoping the room would no longer smell horrendous they went back in.  Unfortunately, the cleaning had done nothing as far as the smell went.  They had the maids clean it another three times before discovering what was causing the god-awful stink.
 
They tried to ignore the smell and failed miserably.  They were miserable in the room, however the whole hotel was booked and they couldn't relocate to another room.  The scent was worst around the closet.  Finally on the third day of being there Kendall couldn't handle it anymore...she had to find out what the hell smelled so bad.  She opened the closet only to discover that a huge bag of gravy diapers were left in the back of the closet.  Her and Jaden both picked up the bag and threw it out of their 16th story window.  After that their room was perfectly normal and they had a wonderful time the remaining part of their trip.
 
Now, a year later Jaden and Kendall experience something kinly like this, only worse.  Once again they are on their vacation.  This year they decided to go to Jekyll Island.  In order to get to Jekyll Island it is required that you go through Brunswick, Georgia.  They got to Brunswick and while they were traveling through it they began to smell the "gravy diaper" smell again.  Only thing is that it was much stronger here than it had been at the Disney room.  The smell began to really really get bad when they passed by a factory that dominated Brunswick.  They just had to know what was being made at this plant, simply because the whatever they were making could be faintly made out from their condo in the "Condos by the Ocean", in Jekyll Island.
 
So the two friends go back and discover that this is indeed a Gravy Diaper factory.  In fact, according to the history monument outside the plant, it was the ONLY Gravy Diaper factory in the entire U.S. still today.  Jaden then remembered seeing some small print on the bag of gravy diapers in Disney that said: "made in Brunswick, GA".  They decided to go find another place to vacation after that.  They couldn't handle that smell any longer, even if it was faint and moved from Jekyll Island, which was only 20 minutes (at most) from Brunswick, to Sea Island approximately 45 minutes away from that stinkhole.  Luckily for them, the toxic fumes did not cause them to have brain damage as it has with so many others.
 
Kendall and Jaden are working to close the factory down.  Their argument is that the toxic fumes they are putting out are damaging our immune system.  It is making us sicker and in some cases causing temporary brain damage.  The Gravy Diaper factory's defense is that every mother needs to own gravy diapers and since they are the only producer of them they shouldn't be closed down.  Plus scent alone should not and is not a valid reason for a foreclosure.  Tell us what you think through our poll (at the top of the screen).
 
If you are FOR the Gravy Diaper factory feel free to purchase one of their Gravy Diaper tshirts to show your support.  The order form can be found at their home address: http://gravydiaper.tripod.com/.  Below is a picture of one of their two tshirts.

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