The drag show was performed last Saturday, like it
always is on Saturday. Club Culture had a returning cast member and had just added a brand new one. They were,
Babie Rooth Coleman (returning) and Acetaminphen Robinson (new). Both cast members were extremely confident, probably
because they had pumped themselves full of alcohol and coke. Elegant was there to introduce the two queens.
Babie Rooth came out and did her number first. She kind of stumbled around stage at first and then later began
doing very overtly sexual dance moves (if you want to call them dance moves). Her performance ended by, litterally,
falling off the stage. The audience was extremely disappointed. This was not her typical presentation. She
was much sloppier and much more controversial than on a normal Saturday. An aquaintance of Coleman stated, "For someone
who named themselves after a candy bar [baby ruth], she is a complete Zero."
Acetaminphen Robinson was lined up after Cindy
Clawford, who was three perfomers after Babie Rooth. Her act was much worse than Babie Rooth's even could fathom being.
She to had been drinking pretty heavily and had been outside the club smoking crack. She stumbled around stage most
of her performance. She could not remember over half the words to her song, which she had practiced all afternoon.
Half way through her tawdry exhibition she began to just bounce up and down like a complete imbecile. During the time
when she was bouncing, her artificial boobs came tumbling down her shirt and landed on the stage. She picked them out
and tried to restuff herself...very unsuccessfully. On her way out she nearly tripped over the next impersonator who
was no where near where Robinson should've been walking.
Someone was heard asking who the "bear" was onstage. Obviously they
could tell she hadn't shaved before walking onto the stage and were disturbed by the scene.
After that disgrace to their beloved stage and club the audience just went
wild. As Robinson was walking out beer cans and bottles were being thrown at her. The rest of the show had to
be cancelled that night on account of a chair was thrown at Elegant, the MC. The travesties that had occured that night
had been blamed on her, by the angry crowd. The floor and stage were complete disasters by the time the bar closed.
Acetaminphen Robinson and Babie Rooth Coleman have been taken off the cast list for Club Culture. Many demanded their
money back from Mike Chaos, the owner of the establishment. He refused their money back and said that he was sorry the
night had been such a bust.
Today, Club Culture is still up, but the drag shows no longer include the
two members who caused such catastrophe in the club. The MC, Elegant, is now in stable condition and will be going home
from Grady Hospital next Tuesday. She did, however, retain slight brain damage due to the big hole put in her head.
If it wasn't for her three wigs she was wearing that night, doctors said her brain damage could have been much more serious.
The Gainesville Times will keep you updated on news of her recovery.
