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There has been an incredible breakthrough in sex change operations.  These operations are now affordable to the public and can be accomplished without the help of a doctor or hospital.  Who has made this possible?  Doctor Leslie M. Trout, a female to male human and now the inventor of this incredible possiblity. 
 
The way it works is simple.  For females wanting to become males the process only takes around 45 minutes to an hour.  The F to M kit comes with a fluid pump, saline, grass seeds, 3 testosterone shots, thread/sewing needles, and donated foreskin.  The way the sex change is accomplised occurs in 7 steps.  These will be briefly explained here, a clearer set of instructions comes with your F to M kit.  First, fill the fluid pump full of saline and attach the the open end of the pump to each "flap" of the woman's cunt.  Then pump the saline into each "flap" until full and rounded. Next, fill the inside of the changing cunt with grass seeds so that the newly arriving penis can accomplish puberty.  After that sew together the two "flaps" together.  Then, take the donated foreskin that comes with the kit and fill it, to, with saline.  Then sew that foreskin above the newly created testicles.  Lastly, take one of the three shots of testosterone.  Take the other two at the same time spanning the next two days.  That's all there is to it.  Simple as 1, 2, 3.  You've transformed yourself from a female to a male.
 
The kit for males to females contains: surgical scissors, suction cup, thread/sewing needles, 1 tube of liquid morphine, grass seeds, and 3 shots of estrogen.  This process, to, takes around 45 minutes to an hour long, although the there are fewer steps involved.  First and foremost, take the liquid morphine.  It works better if taken an hour before the actual process is started.  To start off the process the male needs to attach the suction cup each of his testicles (this is done one at a time) and use the cup to remove the tissue that forms the testicles.  Once that has been done then take the surgical scissors, first, cut off the foreskin and that attached to it.  Secondly, make an incision in the middle of the changing dick.  Place the grass seeds provided inside the two newly formed "flaps" so that one can come upon puberty again.  Lastly, take the estrogen shots...take these the way the F to M kit instructs the woman to take the testosterone shots.  Again, fuller and more detailed instructions come with this kit as well.
 
This great new home based operation will be at drug stores, like Walgreens, and stores, like Walmart, coming in the winter of this year, 2006.  

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